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Please have time
to read....for your awareness...
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I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me,
as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This
personally happened to me at a mall, and it could happen to you.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as
you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping
your windshield with a rag and soapy water with their breasts almost
falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead
ask you for a ride to another Mall. If you agree, they will get in the
back seat fast. On the way, they start having sex with each other.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex
on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday,
again on Saturday and also yesterday. I'm on my way to the store to buy more wallets.
Be careful.
to read....for your awareness...
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I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me,
as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This
personally happened to me at a mall, and it could happen to you.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as
you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping
your windshield with a rag and soapy water with their breasts almost
falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead
ask you for a ride to another Mall. If you agree, they will get in the
back seat fast. On the way, they start having sex with each other.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex
on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday,
again on Saturday and also yesterday. I'm on my way to the store to buy more wallets.
Be careful.
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I've forwarded this to my officemates and they seem to be "slow" on the joke. They kept asking me where is this mall located.
As Vic Sotto would say, "Acheche!"
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